The success of the Twilight film has been a bit of mixed
blessing. It has seen a revival in teen horror but it has caused a spate of
mashing horror films with teenage romance and coming of age plots. It is not
necessarily a bad thing but when I want horror film I would far rather it
concentrate on horrible things crawling in the corner of your mind rather than
teens lustful gazing.
RED RIDING HOOD is a post Twilight take on Little Red Riding
Hood. A medieval village of undetermined geography is terrorised by a
werewolf. A young girl in a red cloak
falls in love with a woodsman and a religious zealot comes to town to save it
from the wolf’s curse.
I cannot decide if I like this film or not (a perfect way to
start a review). Every time I think about it there are bits I like and then I
think about other parts of the film and weep for the time I will never get
back.
The biggest problem with RED RIDING HOOD is it is bloody
tedious. Lots of soft focus shots of teens biting their quivering lips at one
another and a monster that does very little in the way of being monstrous. The
teen romance is there in abundance. Hormones spilling out the frame and with
lots of shots of lithe naked young men making the girls in the audience swoon.
If your audience are passing out in a horror film because they are swooning rather
than being overwhelmed by bottomless terror, you have failed. The film seems to
go on and on never get anywhere which is amazing as it is just over 90 minutes
long (The length that all horror films should be; what’s that? You think you
have a great 2 hour horror film script? That’s wonderful but you’re wrong.)
The film is saved by a wonderfully eclectic cast with GaryOldman, Virginia Madsen and the only Canadian actor with an obviously Canadian accent himself,
Michael Hogan. Gary Oldman is especially
good as a religious fanatic with a vendetta against werewolves and a giant
metal elephant as part of his retinue. It is the older cast members who save this
film as the younger actors stink up the screen with soap-opera histrionics and
a stark inability to convince.
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However, despite these problems there was something rather
nostalgic about this film. It was all shot on a studio village set and only left
it to go onto another set which is very rare for modern films. I liked this because it evoked Hammer Horror
at its height like Plague of Zombies or The Reptile. A lone isolated village
beset by a horror from within. It is a shame the werewolf is rubbish. A CGI
spill over from a SyFy channel Friday night film it looks as threatening as a
damp corgi. There are some nice variations on the werewolf mythology with it
unable to pass onto hallowed ground but it is mostly a failure.
The real monster is Gary Oldman’s fanatic.
Oldman delivers a camp, grandiose performance which manages to both chew the
scenery and be terrifying simultaneously. Followed by an odd assembly of African soldiers
he is brilliant flash of the different. The aforementioned metal elephant is a
variation on the Brazen Bull torture device and I have no idea how it ended up
in this film. It entrance is trumpeted but then it does not figure in the plot
again. A Chekov’s Elephant Gun if you will (I Thank You).
The incongruity of Oldman and his background being better
thought through than the rest of the plot makes me wonder if he was a holdover
from an earlier, very different draft of the script. If it was originally
written more as a straight out horror and the producers decided to make it appeal
to the Twilight crowd?
RED RIDING HOOD is an infuriating failure. You wonder if it
could have been something better but commerce took it over. I do not think I
can recommend this film but should a friend ever make you watch it I insist you
cry “Why Grandma what rubbish taste in DVDs you have”
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